It seems the type of craft and creature that could be whirling through an extremely low earth orbit and causing such Mulisha-style mayhem is completely out of the ordinary, even by their standards.

Understanding the global security concerns and the proximity of these sightings to a Southern California motorsports mecca, the ace crew here at SuperLite launched its own investigation. And after careful analysis, SuperLite officials, who specialize in motorsports excitement, have arrived at another more viable theory than SETI was able to concoct.

SETI had it pegged for an out-of-control martian who was amped up on Monster Energy Drink. Analyzing the photo, it seems they were at least partly right, as the object was amped up on Monster Energy Drink. But they had no clue the object was an Earth-born creature, in fact a two-legged animal of the air known in the freestyle motocross (FMX) world as Ox. Here on our driver entry list for this week's Lucas Oil Off Road Racing Series showdown at Surprise, Arizona, we have him listed as none other than Jeff "Ox" Kargola. He drives the No. 2 General Tire SuperLite, which any sane gear head would have noted, as that very same SuperLite is parked beside the Rockstar Metal Mulisha freestyle ramp seen in the grainy photo.

And contrary to other assertions that the object may have been Superman, Ox has no use for a cape, as he performs his stunts as a matter of everyday business, particularly when he's doing it big for Dirt Rider Magazine.

So, the next time you see things getting a bit crazy, just look around for a SuperLite, and if seen, understand that the UFO is not merely an object but instead just a SuperLite driver who happens to make his living by flying around like a mad man of horsepower and adrenaline. And for the record, he's not really a mad man, but just a guy named after an burly four-legged powerhouse. And that's why they call him Ox.